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People have always been immoral, shiftless, self-gratifying, good-for-nothing shits. But for ages, humankind struggled to find a conceptual system to operationalize their spiritual shortcomings. The challenge was formidable: the system had to be complex and inclusive enough to implicate a vast range of disgusting behavior, yet simple and memorable enough to inspire guilt in an illiterate peasant. (x)

The small town of Cardinal, Illinois was normal for a while. It was like any other suburban city— it had a population of around 7,500 with the residents being messed up kids who were either on drugs or selling them, and sweetheart, kind children who would help old women cross the street. There were rapists and murderers, and police officers and firefighters. There was orphaned children and single parents, and literately just about anything or person you could think of. So, yeah— Cardinal was normal for the US’s standards. But it wasn’t long before things started to get a little bit more off than usual.

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People have always been immoral, shiftless, self-gratifying, good-for-nothing shits. But for ages, humankind struggled to find a conceptual system to operationalize their spiritual shortcomings. The challenge was formidable: the system had to be complex and inclusive enough to implicate a vast range of disgusting behavior, yet simple and memorable enough to inspire guilt in an illiterate peasant. (x)

The small town of Cardinal, Illinois was normal for a while. It was like any other suburban city— it had a population of around 7,500 with the residents being messed up kids who were either on drugs or selling them, and sweetheart, kind children who would help old women cross the street. There were rapists and murderers, and police officers and firefighters. There was orphaned children and single parents, and literately just about anything or person you could think of. So, yeah— Cardinal was normal for the US’s standards. But it wasn’t long before things started to get a little bit more off than usual.

HOME [ x ] ASK [ x ] RULES [ x ] PLOT [ x ]